Freeman's Mind： Episode 2.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Okay, act calm, act calm.

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If I don't act calm, they're gonna know something's up when I walk in there.

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Okay, easy, control your breathing.

#500:00:12,204→00:00:14,376

Breathe normally, breathe normally.

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That'll make you calm.

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Oh, God, they can see me now.

#800:00:16,803→00:00:20,065

Okay, keep against the wall and try and walk straight past the front desk.

#900:00:20,065→00:00:22,131

Don't make eye-contact, just walk. WALK!

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GUARD: Hey, Mr. Freeman. DAMMIT!

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GUARD: I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about 20 minutes ago

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GUARD: and I'm still trying to find my files.

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I was so close!

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GUARD: Just one of those days, I guess.

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GUARD: They were having some problems down in the Test Chamber, too,

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GUARD: but, I think that's all straightened out.

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GUARD: They told me to make sure you headed down there

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GUARD: as soon as you got into your hazard suit.

#1900:00:38,396→00:00:39,345

Really?

#2000:00:39,345→00:00:40,722

Maybe I'm not fired.

#2100:00:40,722→00:00:44,651

In that case, let me show you what a genius I am and look at your computer.

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SCIENTIST: Someone has hidden my glasses again.

#2300:00:46,909→00:00:47,868

Uh, yeah.

#2400:00:48,343→00:00:50,033

Let's see.

#2500:00:50,033→00:00:52,969

Wait a minute, this is a Windows blue screen.

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And you're typing on it like you know what you're doing.

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You're not doing anything.

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SCIENTIST: Let me help you.

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Shut up!

#3000:00:58,426→00:01:02,026

You're just looking busy. That's your whole job, isn't it? Looking busy.

#3100:01:02,026→00:01:03,934

Look, you have to reboot it.

#3200:01:03,934→00:01:05,167

Where's the reset button?

#3300:01:05,167→00:01:05,822

Is this it?

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[alarm sounds] SCIENTIST: My God! What are you doing?

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Well, that's not it.

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GUARD: C'mon, Gordon! You tryin' to get me into trouble?

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Okay, you can all go to hell if you're gonna act like that.

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See if I ever do anything nice for you again.

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Because I won't.

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SCIENTIST: As I expected.

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WHAT WAS THAT?!

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You tryin' to say somethin' about me?!

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Man, I'll kill you!

#4400:01:26,170→00:01:27,033

Pricks...

#4500:01:27,601→00:01:30,374

Well, they've got some lip up in here, I'll say that much.

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Makes me wonder what else they're saying behind my back.

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Well, it doesn't matter.

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I could take on any of them.

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SCIENTIST: Freeman.

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'sup, fool?

#5100:01:39,642→00:01:42,133

Man, someday I'm gonna own this place.

#5200:01:43,223→00:01:45,122

Wup, there's management.

#5300:01:45,122→00:01:47,429

Let me guess what they're talking about.

#5400:01:47,429→00:01:52,356

"You, sir, are mad! Dinosaurs are reptiles! They must be cold-blooded!"

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"Now, you listen and you listen good:

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"Birds are one of the closest living relatives to dinosaurs we have.

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"And I don't need to tell you they're all warm-blooded."

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"Do you know how difficult it is to maintain thermostasis for an animal so large?

#5900:02:07,434→00:02:09,193

"They're cold-blooded, I tell you!"

#6000:02:09,193→00:02:10,461

"Let me tell you something.

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"There's evidence to suggest that velociraptors had feathers.

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"Feathers! Now, what does that tell you?"

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All right, this is stupid. I may as well go to work.

#6400:02:20,312→00:02:22,031

I'm glad I'm not fired.

#6500:02:22,031→00:02:24,525

That means I don't have to loot the place.

#6600:02:24,525→00:02:28,497

Stealing from work is so much more stressful than not stealing from work.

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There's just no comparison.

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Move it, blue stuff.

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GUARD: I think you got the wrong airlock, Mr. Freeman.

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GUARD: You know I can't let you through here.

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Uh...

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I knew that.

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This is kinda awkward...

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Did I really go the wrong way?

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Yep, there it is: Sector B.

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Man, I am tripping this morning!

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Wait a second, did I see what I think I did?

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Yep, I sure did--Newton's formula for gravitational force.

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Having trouble remembering that one, guys?

#8000:03:05,428→00:03:08,028

What is this? Are we back in high school now?

#8100:03:08,028→00:03:10,844

My department is working on quantum displacement.

#8200:03:10,844→00:03:12,843

Just what the hell are you guys doing?

#8300:03:12,843→00:03:15,834

Jerking around in labcoats from the looks of things.

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I just can't believe it. Those monkeys in there are having trouble learning about gravity,

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whereas I can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant Lagrangian in my sleep!

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There is no justice.

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[muffled music] Am I hearing things?

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[muffled music]

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[blaring techno music]

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[blaring techno music] TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, YOU FRIGGIN' BASSHEADS!

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[blaring techno music] IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE! GOD DAMN!

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[blaring techno music] JUST GET SOME DANCING GIRLS IN CAGES, WHY DON'T YOU?

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[blaring techno music] GOOD LORD!

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[blaring techno music]

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[techno music fades] MAN! Programmers...

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Who knows what they're doing in there?

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They're going to go deaf before the end of the year at that rate.

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Next time I have to go in there, I'll bring some ear protection.

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SCIENTIST: Ah, it's good to see you.

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What?

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Is he talking to me?

#10200:04:06,378→00:04:08,033

He's not even looking this way.

#10300:04:08,914→00:04:10,801

I could've sworn I heard something...

#10400:04:11,775→00:04:13,368

Ah, I'm losing my mind.

#10500:04:13,368→00:04:17,133

Well, at least it sounded friendly, unlike that prick back at the lobby.

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"This place is dead..."

#10700:04:21,851→00:04:25,849

Oh! I see a bowl of noodles with my name on it.

#10800:04:25,849→00:04:26,964

Okay, I can do this.

#10900:04:26,964→00:04:30,174

The guy on the left isn't looking but the guy on the right is a rogue element.

#11000:04:30,174→00:04:30,975

Uh...

#11100:04:30,975→00:04:32,412

Uh-oh, he's walking towards me.

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Stay cool, stay cool.

#11300:04:35,194→00:04:37,242

Oh, man, this guy's a pro.

#11400:04:37,242→00:04:39,204

I can't compete with this!

#11500:04:39,204→00:04:41,467

I shouldn't have hesitated; I had it!

#11600:04:42,043→00:04:45,750

Oh well, I guess I'll have to grab something else for breakfast,

#11700:04:45,750→00:04:49,131

like some oxycodone!

#11800:04:49,131→00:04:53,236

I think it's time to go visit my locker, get some happy pills

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and make the politics here just float away.

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SCIENTIST: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

#12100:04:59,707→00:05:00,939

Oh, you wanna know why?

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I'll tell you why.

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It's symbolic.

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The management wants you to know that you're their dog,

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so you're wearing their leash.

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You don't see me wearing a tie, do you?

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You know why?

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Because I'm a rebel.

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The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me,

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I let them know there could be an accident around here if that happened.

#13100:05:17,612→00:05:20,469

And by 'accident', I mean 'bomb the place'.

#13200:05:20,469→00:05:22,322

Hey, are you even listening?

#13300:05:22,322→00:05:23,381

Eh, forget you.

#13400:05:23,381→00:05:26,080

My voice falls on deaf ears.

#13500:05:26,080→00:05:28,891

I don't even know why I waste my time on you sheep.

#13600:05:28,891→00:05:31,522

I wonder if Feynman felt the same way.

#13700:05:31,522→00:05:32,782

What the hell?

#13800:05:32,782→00:05:34,576

Whose stuff is this?

#13900:05:34,576→00:05:37,259

There's my name, but...

#14000:05:37,259→00:05:42,825

But, here's a bowling certificate, baby pictures, blue poncho...?

#14100:05:42,825→00:05:44,868

WHERE'S ALL MY STUFF?!

#14200:05:44,868→00:05:46,695

WHERE'S MY STASH?!

#14300:05:46,695→00:05:49,234

This is freaking me out.

#14400:05:49,234→00:05:52,874

It's like everything's backwards, and I'm not even left-handed.

#14500:05:53,685→00:05:58,267

Okay, I'm just gonna go to work and hope all these problems go away.

#14600:05:58,703→00:05:59,267

Yeah.

#14700:05:59,846→00:06:03,200

Oh, come on! Now somebody's taken my helmet!

#14800:06:04,323→00:06:06,602

Eh, screw it, I probably won't need it anyway.

#14900:06:06,602→00:06:10,381

HEV: Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Oh no, there's that voice.

#15000:06:10,381→00:06:12,448

HEV: Protective System.

#15100:06:12,448→00:06:15,916

HEV: For use in hazardous environment conditions.

#15200:06:15,916→00:06:16,514

Shh!

#15300:06:16,514→00:06:20,585

HEV: High-impact reactive armor: activated;

#15400:06:20,585→00:06:24,649

HEV: Atmospheric contaminant sensors: activated;

#15500:06:24,649→00:06:25,187

Quiet!

#15600:06:25,187→00:06:28,517

HEV: Vital sign monitoring: activated;

#15700:06:28,517→00:06:31,398

HEV: Automatic medical systems: engaged;

#15800:06:31,398→00:06:33,337

Wow, this suit does not shut up.

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HEV: Defensive weapon selection system: activated;

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HEV: Munition level monitoring: activated;

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HEV: Communications interface: online; Okay, this thing's ridiculous,

#16200:06:43,395→00:06:44,623

HEV: Have a very sa-- where's the 'off' button?

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[beep] There we go.

#16400:06:46,440→00:06:50,186

Huh, didn't it say, "Munitions level monitoring"?

#16500:06:50,186→00:06:51,475

What does that mean?

#16600:06:51,475→00:06:54,322

Does the left hand turn into a chaingun?

#16700:06:54,322→00:06:55,488

I wish!

#16800:06:55,488→00:06:58,204

GUARD: Go right on through, sir. Looks like you're in the barrel today.

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Oh!

#17000:06:59,074→00:07:02,319

Did he just say I'm in the barrel today?

#17100:07:02,319→00:07:04,634

Oooh, shit!

#17200:07:04,634→00:07:08,728

Looks like I'm not the only person here who knows some dirty jokes.

#17300:07:08,728→00:07:12,709

"You're in the barrel..." I can't believe he said that.

#17400:07:12,709→00:07:18,289

I bet he says that to the other scientists and it goes right over their head.

#17500:07:18,289→00:07:21,734

He probably thinks I don't know what it means either, but I do.